Monday, June 6, 2011
Here are a couple of jokes that have been told to me recently:
"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
-enough for two and a half men.
Yo mamma is so fat that she tripped on Walmart, bounced of K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Chuck Norris jokes:
The word "chaos" stands for "Chuck Has Arrived OH SHIT!"
Chuck Norris can make up a true story.
Chuck Norris once killed a man for chuckling, he felt that his name wasn't a laughing matter.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris can follow someone behind him.
Chuck Norris brings a knife to a knife fight so his opponent can have two.