Monday, June 6, 2011

Jokes


Here are a couple of jokes that have been told to me recently:


"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
-enough for two and a half men.

Yo mamma is so fat that she tripped on Walmart, bounced of K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Chuck Norris jokes:

The word "chaos" stands for "Chuck Has Arrived OH SHIT!"

Chuck Norris can make up a true story.

Chuck Norris once killed a man for chuckling, he felt that his name wasn't a laughing matter.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris can follow someone behind him.

Chuck Norris brings a knife to a knife fight so his opponent can have two.

15 comments:

  1. >>"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
    -enough for two and a half men.


    LOLOL

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  2. I'll admit it, I laughed :D

    Following!

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  3. Hahaha, what about Chuck Norris Anti-humor joke.

    Chuck norris was once a highly regarded actor playing hit roles on shows like Walker and Texas Ranger.

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  4. Haha awesome blog. Following.

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  5. Chuck Norris jokes never get old, don't care what anybody says.

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  6. The Charlie Sheen one, was by far, the best.

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  7. enough for two and a half men.

    thats what I am talking about ;)

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  8. Hah, I like the first one. Totally telling it.

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  9. I like the Charlie Sheen joke

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