Monday, June 20, 2011

Runescape

Oh runescape...I started playing this game back in 2006 for a couple years before i quit. Every year i would get sucked back into the game for a short amount of time, and I am now at that point of the year. Many updates have been made and the game is overall a ton better than before. Anyways, I still watch runescape videos on youtube and this one guy named Nightmarerh is sooooo fucking hilarious with his screaming and jokes. Enjoy! :)

Monday, June 6, 2011

Jokes


Here are a couple of jokes that have been told to me recently:


"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
-enough for two and a half men.

Yo mamma is so fat that she tripped on Walmart, bounced of K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Chuck Norris jokes:

The word "chaos" stands for "Chuck Has Arrived OH SHIT!"

Chuck Norris can make up a true story.

Chuck Norris once killed a man for chuckling, he felt that his name wasn't a laughing matter.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris can follow someone behind him.

Chuck Norris brings a knife to a knife fight so his opponent can have two.