Here are a couple of jokes that have been told to me recently:
"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
-enough for two and a half men.
Yo mamma is so fat that she tripped on Walmart, bounced of K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Chuck Norris jokes:
The word "chaos" stands for "Chuck Has Arrived OH SHIT!"
Chuck Norris can make up a true story.
Chuck Norris once killed a man for chuckling, he felt that his name wasn't a laughing matter.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris can follow someone behind him.
Chuck Norris brings a knife to a knife fight so his opponent can have two.
>>"Guess how much cocaine Charlie Sheen snorted yesterday?"
ReplyDelete-enough for two and a half men.
LOLOL
I'll admit it, I laughed :D
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Hahaha, what about Chuck Norris Anti-humor joke.
ReplyDeleteChuck norris was once a highly regarded actor playing hit roles on shows like Walker and Texas Ranger.
XD awesome
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the twitter
ReplyDeleteHaha awesome blog. Following.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris jokes never get old, don't care what anybody says.
ReplyDeleteThe Charlie Sheen one, was by far, the best.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the last one XD
ReplyDeleteenough for two and a half men.
ReplyDeletethats what I am talking about ;)
Hah, I like the first one. Totally telling it.
ReplyDeleteoldies
ReplyDeleteI like the Charlie Sheen joke
ReplyDeleteGreatness!
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